Chemo brain is real.

Yeah, I'm into fitness... Fitness whole pizza into my mouth.

Namaste, bitch.

I feel like I'm stuck on the Mad Tea Party Ride at Disney World.

Unfortunately for me, jumping to conclusions is not actually considered exercise.

As if there weren't enough Kim Clabby's running around, I have 12 more waiting in the freezer. 

Excuse me goldie locks, but I came in because I have cancer in my boobs, not my hoo-ha.

I just got some bad news, I have the C-word.